Rhinestones for Syrie

Enter to Win!

Enter to Win!

Hey Everyone!  Iradora here. Hope you had a great day today.  I hear they had a 4.0 earthquake in San Diego a few hours ago.  My brother, Glomor is out there on a surf trip with some friends. He said he was sitting on the beach when it happened. He thought Uncle Milky was experimenting with some of his DSFP #2  (Dimension Shifting Fairy Powder) which is still in its developmental stages.  Last time Uncle Milky used it back at the base, he ended up in a crater on the other side of the Moon instead of a parallel dimension. Oh well, practice makes perfect, I hope.  My brother said everything’s ok in San Diego. I thought we had an earthquake back at the hotel room last night but I guess it was just Charlie Sheen in the next room.

In case you haven’t heard, yet, we’re having a contest!  You could win $500.00 worth of jewelry. All you have to do is post the most memorable moment of your life along with a relevant photo.  You have until August 31st to enter.  At the moment it looks like it’s between Stephanie and Kim! You go girls!  I read both your stories, and love them.  Ouch and awhhh are the two words that come to mind.

As for the rest of you Moonglow Lovers, hope you enter soon. I’ll be watching and reading.  Oh, the SPCA called me earlier today. They found the pink bat and he was still wearing Keiths’ pendant! So, I have the pendant and I guess I’m just going to deliver it prehistorically – through your Post Office.  As for the bat, well, looks like I have a new pet.  Had to shrink him to keep him. Glomor flew out with some (Shrink-It Fairy Dust) for me.  He’s kind’a cute, in a vampirish sort of way. The bat, not my brother.  Got him a rhinestone-studded collar and leash today.  I only shrink him at night.  He wouldn’t survive out there in the concrete jungle of Syracuse if he were the size of a grape. Still debating what I should call him.   Thinking of calling him Syrie – you know… for Syracuse.   Yawn.  Well, I’m off to watch a movie on Netflix before bed.  I think I’m going to watch…Hook…Julia Roberts makes a wicked-good fairy!  Oh, I almost forgot. Click on the photo to enter the contest!


Urban Sunburn

Keith Urban

Hello Earthlings & People of Syracuse,

Jeez, time goes by way too fast on this planet.  Yawn. I can’t believe I have to get up already?!?

Ouch! You should see me! Sunburned head to toe.  You’d think I flew too close to Venus, but no, this is an urban sunburn.  I’m still here at the Great New York State Fair.  I slipped away for a few hours mid-day (like anyone would notice being that I’m covered with EIFD#9 !) and laid in the sun.  Invisible, or not, the sun, she managed to scorch my  “from-the-dark-side-of-the-moon” complexion.   The Moonglow lineage is known for its purple eyes, and skin as white as 11:11 crater sand.  Well, at least my skin matches the new fairykini I got yesterday.  Someone sent me to this little store called De La Renta.  It cost me $3,000 dollars.  Was that a good deal?  I don’t know.  I don’t understand Earth money, yet.  I tried to find a bathing suit here at the fair but no one had any in my size and I’m all out of PSFD#7 (Purple Shrink-it Fairy Dust) .  I bought one of Wicked Wanda’s T-Shirts here at the fair, for my brother.  I’ll shrink it for him when I get back home.

Keith Urban is playing tonight at 7:30 – sorry Lou, but I’m out a here at 7:00!  Maybe even 6:30ish. I’m flushing just thinking about him – the Urban Sunburn.  Bah ha ha.  Do you know that critics say Keith is “one of the best reasons in the world to attend a live concert.”  Oh, yeah?  I say, it’s more like he’s “one of the best reasons in the GALAXY  to attend a live concert!”  I’m going to polish those Swarovski crystals at warp speed today.  Plus,  I’ve got the best seat in the house. His shoulder. That’s right.  I’m going to be sitting on Keith Urbans’ shoulder tonight!  My sisters would flip a comet if they knew!  How’s a fairy expected to work all day knowing that in just a few hours she’ll be sitting on Keith Urbans’ shoulder?

Hmmm…just got a brilliant idea.

This would be THE perfect opportunity to wrap a Moonglow pendant around Keiths’ neck!  He wouldn’t even know I put it there until he wakes up the next morning and looks into the bathroom mirror while brushing his teeth.  He’d yell, “Nicole! How’d I get this moon pendant? Did you put this on me?”  Too funny.  Let’s see…I’ll just plug his date of birth into the moon phase calculator and see during which phase he was born.  His birthday is October 26, 1967.  Got it!  Keith was born during a Waning Crescent Moon – kinda looks like his face in the photo, except reversed!

Uhhhh…if Lou would just let me forward time a bit today.  He gets really mad when I do that.   He says it violates some ethical “Bill of Rights” between us Moon folk, and you Earthlings. What-ever.  It’s just like skipping forward to a good song.  Why listen to a bunch of songs you don’t like when you know there’s a good one waiting for you  in the near future? I don’t see how it’s a problem.  Moon Fairies do this ALL the time.  You know how sometimes the day seems to drag on, and other days it’s over before ya know it. Well, that’s all because of us Moon Fairies!  If I weren’t so ethical I’d forward to at least midday.  Oh well, I’ll just polish the crystals, organize the displays, do the coffee run and take a nap in the pendant box so I’m refreshed for the concert.  I LOVE taking naps in the pendant box.  Some of the still-charged pendants glow, casting shadows across the cardboard.  I feel so at home in that box. Nothing comforts me more than the glow of the Moon.

Holy fairy dust, I’m late for work.  Gotta fly……………………….. Keith Urban………………………have I got a pendant for you!!!

Calling All Twilighteers: Wear Rob Pattinsons’ Moon!

Dear Twilighteers & The 4 Other People On The Planet,

I knew Robs’ name would get your fingers clicking.  Any blog with the mention of this enigmatic Venus-ruled-Taurean-heartthrobs’ name is sure to generate cyber crowds in a matter of seconds!  What is the relevance of Rob Pattinson to Moonglow Jewelry, you may wonder.  Well, that’s for you to decide and comment on after you’ve read this moon-inspired blog!

I thought it would be interesting to see during which moon-phase Rob was born. Perhaps even more interesting would be exploring during which moon phase Kristen Stewart strayed.  Sniff. Pass the tissues, please.  But first, I think it’s necessary to officially introduce you to the moon.

Dear Moon, this is one of our Moonglow family members.

Dear Moonglow family member, meet the moon.

Ok, good.  Now, we’re friends and  can share our innermost secrets with one another.  No? Ok, then how about some mind-blowing MOON trivia?

You see her in the sky most evenings, but – do you REALLY know her?  I must tell you she has connections in high places and can turn tides with a flick of her wrist.  She is quite the Olympian; able to circle the Earth in about 27 days,13 hours, 18 minutes, and 37.4 seconds.  Way to go for the gold, Earth Mother!  Her surface temperature can plunge 500 degrees in less than 90 minutes. Ouch!  While Zonies (this is a term of endearment for those living in Arizona) may welcome such phenomena the rest of us are probably thanking our Sun for being so… consistent.  With just a flick of HER wrist we’d melt, thus, Global warming.  But, that’s an entirely different blog.  I digress.  The point is, the Moon, she is amazing – like our Jewelry!

That was a smooth transgression, don’t you think?

Now, back to Rob.

One second please………pouring myself a glass of wine…red wine…plastic goblet…I’m a bit clumsy.   Ok.

What About Rob?  Rob was born May 13, 1986.  Let me just plug that into my Moon Phase Calculator and we’ll know in seconds during which phase he was born.  You can’t hear it but the calculator is very noisy.  It is the sound of my computer thinking.  Hmm…the calculator tells me that Rob was born during a NEW MOON.  Isn’t it Ironic, don’t you think?  Rob was born during a NEW MOON?  I’m suddenly craving popcorn and chocolate covered gummy bears. Why is that?

Do you know what a NEW MOON looks like? Nothing.  That’s right. Nothing at all.  When the moon is new we can’t see it.  Its illuminated half faces away from earth.  Good thing neither half of Rob faces away from earth or there’d be many sad: Twi-hards, Twerds, Fanpires – or, what I like to call – Twilighteers (like Mousekateers for those old enough to relate).

So, now that you know Robs’ moon you have a decision to make.  What MOONGLOW moon phase pendant shall you wear?  Will you choose the phase for your own birthday, or Robs’ birthday. Or, will you choose another significant moment in your life to hold close to your heart.  But hey, don’t limit yourself – you can wear several at the same time!

Last, but not least, during which moon phase did Kristen Stewart stray from her beloved for that……dorky director guy?

Look, just a little back story here – my name is Iradora Moonglow.  I’m just a little moon fairy, from the far side of the moon, who was hired to write for MOONGLOW.  So, don’t go and get all mad at MOONGLOW for me voicing my opinions here on this blog – ok?  My opinions are my opinions, and not necessarily those of MOONGLOW.  But frankly, I think that without biased opinions most facts are beyond boring.  Just ask FOX NEWS!

So, what was I saying?  Oh, I remember.  I was talking about that dorky director guy, and Kristen Stewart.  Really, what was she thinking? Must have been astrological.  That’s the only logical explanation for such an illogical choice.  Anyway, the two connected on July 16th, 2012.  The MOON PHASE CALCULATOR tells me that Kristen strayed during a…….hmm…. there it is again……NEW MOON.   Well, just goes to show you, ANYTHING is possible during a NEW MOON.

In closing, I’d like to let the “Nutty Madam” know that I’ve sprinkled her with some of my “Valerian” dust to help calm her down.

I’d also like to let Rob & Kristen know that I’ve sprinkled them both with my “Love Restoration” dust, and that they’ll be back together in no time at all.

Hmm….I think that was the right bottle…..

Model wearing pendant

WIN This Moonglow Pendant!

When you sign-up to follow our blog via email,  you’ll automatically be included in our 1st Moonglow Jewelry Giveaway!   You could WIN the pendant pictured above – personalized & calculated to the moon of your choosing!  You have until September 30th, 2012 to sign-up.  The winner will be announced October 1st, 2012.  Good luck to you & thanks for stopping by!

Happy Blog Birthday!

Thank you for visiting our Moonglow Jewelry Blog! Today is our “Blog Birthday”! We have lots of fun & exciting news ahead that you won’t want to miss, so please check-in regularly!  In the not-too–distant future you will be given an opportunity to WIN $250.00 worth of Moonglow Jewelry!

Meanwhile, we’d LOVE to hear about your Moonglow Experience!  So, feel free to share the story of YOUR MOON and what it means to you, and include some photos of yourself wearing it!

Enlightening the world, one moon at a time…

Your Moonglow Family